Mummy Gave Me a Forged Birthcert…

Posted under Google The Dog

Dear Readers,

If this is not the first time you are reading my blog, you would have known Im Google. Mummy has recently do up a biography or otherwise known as Birth Cert for me.

Birth Cert

Name: Google

Chinese Name: Gu Ge

Cantonese Name: Shaw Zai

Age: 1.5 yrs old as of 25 June 2008

Breed: Miniature Schnauzer (Salt & Pepper)

DOB: 25 Dec 2008

Weight: 6kg – Hope to reach 7 kg by age 2

Height: 14” Yes im tall like Daddy for my bred.

Favo Food: Beef like striplon, tenderon, Oxtail, Wolfberries, Salmon, Cheese, Offals (otherwise known as organs of animals) and all sorts of treats* -> got story to say.

Acceptable food: Chicken Drumlets, Mutton, Fruits – Dragon fruits, Apples, Strawberries, Carrots, yeast powder, flaxseeds, Dill weed, organic blueberry

Detestable food: Raw Greenies

Favo Soup: Home cooked Water Cres Soup cooked with Prime Pork

Banned Food: Grapes, Wines, Macademia Nuts, Table scraps, Raw Pork, Potato, potato leaves, Chocolates. Mummy says eat all these food liao will *si qiao qiao*

Favo Toy: Bobby, Tennis Ball, Towel

Favo activity: Go to dog run @ Bishan Park & my daily walk, Climb Stairways, daddy or mummy brushes my fur so that I look HANDSOME – Hey u, dun u dare to puke, I’ll make you swallow back J

Hateful activity: Swimming I think I have got abit of hydrophobia but if there’s beautiful meimei in water, it can help to reduce my fear Hehehe

Command Mastered: Sit, down, Stay, Ok, GO AWAY, No, Fetch, Hand

Special Talent: I can find all things you try to hide from me as long as you let mi *sniff sniff*, fetch toys and return to the one who give me the command.

Goal for 2008: Gain weight steadily and be healthy, will not MISS Q at home. Wish my wifey Baby would be gentler towards me.

Goal for 2009: Have a Mei Mei at home.

Mummy says Guests who are joining in to partake for my Birthday need not get me any gifts. Daddy does buy me whatever I need. But But But if you insist, pls see my wish list okie.

My Birthday Wish List

1. Good support Harness – my mini and slender waist is 46cm. Those padded and Comfy one pls coz mummy says I tag a lot when she walks me, im such a pain in the neck.
2. Kong toy – for 5 to 10kg breed
3. One Slab of Beef
4. One Slab of Salmon
5. Freshly baked Cookies meant for Ah Wangs
6. Oxtail –I take about 1pc – 2 pc per day. I need to take 3x a week J. These are calcium so that my bones and teeth will be strong enough to last me to be my next next next generation great grandpapa.

To be updated when I think of more… Hahaha I learn this trait from mummy!!!! But seriously have or don’t have present not important as long as you join in my belated one years old birthday.

*Treat: Doctor advises Google not to take commercial treats as he is currently on BARF(Bone and Raw Food diet) he loves it but it’s not good for him.

 

Note from Mummy: Before I got Google, I have always thought that he will be fine on minced Beef, Silver fish and rice diet. How much can that small dog’s food cost right? Unfortunately, it was a supra wrong perception. Not only we have to fulfill his basic essentials like food, there are many other costly items like shampoo, condition, shaver, ear lotion, rotary equipment to trim nails!!! Never did I expect dogs are like human, they cannot survive on low quality food like minced beef, minced pork, it will result in skin problems like bumps. The worse nightmare is when he falls sick… the medical bill would easily come up to a whopping 3 digit figure.

Gosh…… last but not least, I must say its worth it. You would never regret having a furkid IF you have train it well…